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"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

(via coxopolis)

dirtyberd:

vincentvangonads:I am seeking, I am striving, I am in it with all my heart.I AM OBSESSED WITH YOU 
"Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you"
10 word story (via undersstand)

(via that-kid-migals)

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg, via little-earth-fairy)

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
A novel written by me. (via yball)

(Source: princessariel2323, via thaidyeed)

collar:

11/07/2014